Gene, what did you tell Alivia on your walk about Alyssa? Did you tell her that Alyssa had sex????
What? No! I told her that Alyssa is going to have another baby by Jerrell and that she was not doing it the way God wants her to. I told her that you should be married first before having a baby.
Comes running in the house after her daily walk with her Daddy with a smile from ear to ear...
MOM!! Guess what??!!??
Alyssa is going to have another baby!!
I know honey, who told you?
Oh, and Mom, she did it with Jerrell.
Oh. Did what Liv?
Naughty stuff that only married people should do.
Uh huh, like what stuff?
I can't say.
You can tell me, I'm your Mom.
Hides behind the couch pillow and whispers....sex.
Okay...what is sex?
Well, it's a little more than that and it's not naughty if you're married like Daddy and I are.
I know, but Alyssa...she's naughty cuz she did it with Jerrell again.
Hannah Montana captures her attention.
Not sure where she learned the "S" word, but you know I almost panicked at the thought of having that talk with my 7 year old child. Lord knows, I do not need anything else added to my life, so for now I'm totally okay with her thinking she's going to be with child if a boy locks lips with her during recess.
I think I'll tell her if she doesn't keep her room clean she'll get boobs.
Big ones...bigger than her head.
Keeping my fingers crossed it works.