Back in "the day", you know like 20 years ago, I strutted my athletic frame down the halls of my high school, never having a thought that one day my many hours spent pumping iron and doing aerobic videos led by Jane Fonda would be hidden.
So in typical God fashion, He sent me this last night...
I am now convinced that God wants me to eat these instead...
So next Wednesday consider yourself warned that between 7 and 8pm central time you will not be feeling an earthquake. It will just be a washed up athlete trying to run off her thickness here in the Midwest.
Weird that seeing "slightly obese" for 6 years written by my Doctor didn't get me motivated, but seeing the description"thick" written out in 1st grade hand writing did the trick...
Here are the poll results. Gene got such a kick out of this and I proved that his wife is not the only one out here that does these things...Thanks for participating!
Yes, I eat frosting out of a can...37 admitted to doing this
Yes, I have eaten Hershey's Syrup directly out of the can...19 of us!
Yes, I have eaten more raw cookie dough than I've baked...27 in-the-closet cookie dough eaters!
No, your husband is right, you are gross and need help...1 vote...Probably Gene. :)